This morning, as I hopped on my bike to head to work, I heard an odd crackling sound. I thought it was some of those snappers/poppers that you throw at the ground. Which would be a little odd at 8:45 in the morning, but whatever. Oh, I was wrong. Two guys were walking down the sidewalk, playing with a taser. A taser. Why? What on earth for?

Perhaps I don’t want to know.