So, when I was in highschool, I had a shirt that I picked up at the VNA rummage sale that said “ducks are just little people with feathers”. It was salmon colored, and huge. Im not sure why I wore it as much as I did, as it surely wasn’t flattering at all and didn’t come near to fitting. But I love the saying. It makes no sense. Was it printed from some vegan animal-rights group? And if so, why focus on ducks? Too much foie gras around? Anyway, now that I’m on this sewing kick, I think I should make the shirt wearable. Of course, I have no idea where it is. Somewhere in my apartment? Still in jersey? The search begins, and I need to come up with a way to make salmon an attractive color.